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Getting married
by /u/moxtrax | 105 comments | 2026-06-12T21:53:42+00:00 Central
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What is it? Found this at the gym
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| /u/GarthAlgar666 If we've learned anything from this sub. It's DON'T touch anything. |
| /u/Silly-Estimate-2660 it's insane that OP found this at the gym, brought it home, and posed for a photo with it. just insane the lengths people will go lol |
| /u/fierydoxy Or, now, hear me out. They didn't do any of that and this actually belongs to them and they are posting for karma? |
| /u/XBlackSunshineX WHAT!! Nobody does things like that. That's crazy!! /s |
| /u/WhiskeySaguaro Wait.. I'd like karma please. |
| /u/wegame6699 Wait i hope this is seen with the joke intended and not karma farming. Please dont ban me. I like it here. Eta... Holy. Crap. My first award. Thank you so much. |
| /u/WhiskeySaguaro Wait me too...jokes...jokes...don't ban |
| /u/wegame6699 Might be too late for you friend..... someone already gave you an award🫣 |
| /u/WhiskeySaguaro Ummm...getting out of hand now 🤦🏻♂️ It was a good time while it lasted. |
| /u/SonOfDadOfSam Quick! Everyone massively downvote all of the above comments so they don't get banned for karma farming! (also jokes of things you defeinitely shouldn't do.) |
| /u/Beneficial_Winner_59 Wow. This is one of the most pure and natural "le-reddit" moments I have ever encountered |
| /u/StagirasGhost Karma Police. #radiohead |
| /u/BuckyShots The added length from this item is the least of it. |
| /u/True_Structure_3870 That usually means it's been used recently. |
| /u/ParticularBowler6170 ANYTHING. ☝️🎯 https://giphy.com/gifs/gwKIYc8addRR1fzF8P |
| /u/CalmAspectEast Or DO touch anything depending on how you're wired. |
| /u/GearHead54 0 days since someone on this sub should have worn gloves |
| /u/Radiant8763 Im convinced the same people who touch random crap with no gloves are the same ones that licked public surfaces as children. |
| /u/toxictrait420 Prob ate the tide pods too |
| /u/Icy-Variation6614 Oh, very familiar with that flavor, ick |
| /u/pelukken no ragrets, nowatimsayin?! |
| /u/BigLou_Tenant https://giphy.com/gifs/pde619DiwXcaY |
| /u/MindWard With a spice of lemon |
| /u/phalkon13 That's it, you win the internet. |
| /u/Best_Poetry_5722 Back Seat Bus Window |
| /u/Icy-Variation6614 https://giphy.com/gifs/miOcIArIWdaP6 |
| /u/dirtyrandalfus And all the abc gum under the desks |
| /u/RadBradRadBrad I once licked a handrail on the Great Wall. Was a bit salty. I've always had suboptimal risk aversion. |
| /u/BrainSmoothAsMercury https://giphy.com/gifs/iNjfcmUM8lUPWm3fay |
| /u/Kalshan Did you end up getting an immunity to Covid from it? 🙃 |
| /u/whyisthislife87 My now 17yo niece used to lick trash cans and the inside the back of couches... Tomorrow is her birthday and I will remind her |
| /u/Aggressive-Field9928 https://giphy.com/gifs/pFadykua3xbuPvih24 |
| /u/TheCABK Gotta get that immunity up Son |
| /u/Day_dreamer_003 Oh my god a core memory just popped into my head and now I will share it. When my brother was little he had a bad habit of licking public surfaces. We went to the zoo and he was probably around 6 and he licked the rails that you hold on when you walk up a ramp. My mother was pissed because she had tried everything to get him to stop licking stuff and when we got home she poured hot sauce on his tounge and he never did it again after that. |
| /u/trippy_kippy_ Yea but to be fair the kids who licked public surfaces or puddles are the ones who rarely get sick now. |
| /u/Wise-Bear-6604 I once sucked beer off the floor in a Bourbon St. bar. Crunchiest beer ever. |
| /u/Holiday_Regular9794 😂😂😂😂😂🤢 https://giphy.com/gifs/zOuRCHez5UsKY |
| /u/Upbeat_Dudeness On a very related note, one of my families former friends had an adoptive son who would lick their barn. Homeboys just out here, living his best life, licking the side of a barn |
| /u/Beechamp83 How else is he gonna get lead poisoning, oh yeah the water. |
| /u/johnaross1990 It's always 0 days 😮💨 |
| /u/Dan_Caveman r/whywouldyoutouchthat |
| /u/OforFsSake Holy shit, that's a real sub... |
| /u/mint_lawn Change the sub icon to this counter. |
| /u/69EveythingSucks69 At least they didn't lick it. |
| /u/Specialist_Heron3749 Are we sure about it? |
| /u/DirtCrimes 100% chance when someone asks "What is this?" and they are holding it, its something they would probably prefer not to be holding. |
| /u/Wiknetti Encourages blood flow and retains rigidity of body part. Often attached to one's fat fucking cock. |
| /u/Refokua So it's an engorgement ring? |
| /u/RedChaos92 https://preview.redd.it/bapyr3kfgx6h1.jpeg?width=750&for mat=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac936b39384e57adc6721c9a0e098df881f 765b9 |
| /u/jasonbournestoe I'm getting engorged as we speak |
| /u/swarlay Wait, do we have to get OP an engorgement gift now? |
| /u/ebrum2010 "Everyone, we would like to announce that we just got engorged!" |
| /u/Miserable_Carpet1916 https://giphy.com/gifs/anYBNhqT2BYcg |
| /u/wmayer671 Definitely an item found in Dungeon Crawler Carl. Now say it in the AI's voice. |
| /u/SoggyLightSwitch Ready that in the He who fights monsters description voice |
| /u/English_Fry So what you're saying is she is getting married to a dick? |
| /u/CMO_Sparkles The cylinder must remain unharmed! |
| /u/jazzhandpanda Enchanted with +2 turgidity |
| /u/heyitsaubrey Looks like a silicone donut pessary to me. Pessaries are medical devices that are inserted into the vagina for extra support for individuals with pelvic organ prolapse. It would absolutely be used in a gym setting for someone with pelvic floor problems, and pelvic floor problems are very common in female athletes, especially those who lift heavy. https://preview.redd.it/p9qgkyydfx6h1.png?width=1080&fo rmat=png&auto=webp&s=46e5c53437b5606e72e33bb1bf96feaa5ef 6e54a |
| /u/watchmefly420 This! So many people got small weiners in here. 😆 |
| /u/heyitsaubrey Right? I'm concerned that they think this would be big enough for that 😭 Even if you could get it to fit, it would cut off too much circulation and possibly castrate you |
| /u/EthicalViolator You csn get them that size made of extremely stretchy silicone. Theyre supposed to be stretched so they hold tension. |
| /u/princesssjulessss btw, still shouldn't touch |
| /u/SylviaPellicore Yep, came here to say the same thing. Probably still shouldn't touch it, but it's definitely not a cock ring. |
| /u/IfinallyhaveaReddit my partner has this exact cock ring, look up stretchy cock rings, he wears them everywhere. he liks having his balls pulled away from him or something i dont get it. but ops ring is a 1:1 match to one of his sets |
| /u/BrainEatingAmoeba01 Did he spit on it before slipping it on your finger? |
| /u/jimjamjimmerson Any true gentleman would |
| /u/Mediocre_Meat_5992 Guys you're doing it wrong |
| /u/BrainEatingAmoeba01 How can it be wrong if it feels so right? |
| /u/wegame6699 Because not giving oneself the best opportunity for pleasure is always wrong. He needs to put it in his mouth and slip it on that way. Gentle carressing of the cylinder is encouraged, as it is imperative the cylinder is not harmed. |
| /u/One_Order_3841 Um - hi, hello haha I know this is all a jokes sarcasm sub, with a lot of lonely Redditors that are sex deprived....but...a cock-ring put half-on is awful for everyone, painful for the wearer, and hurts the ring because then it's being abused... |
| /u/gotsnowart A real gentleman would have splurged for the one with the built in vibrator |
| /u/SiriHowDoIAdult https://giphy.com/gifs/enWTPWx5SXkTS |
| /u/KittensFirstAKM What kind of gym are you all going to? |
| /u/MinorComprehension "members only" it seems |
| /u/Accurate-Instance-29 Where all the dicks hang out |
| /u/Decorus_Somes https://giphy.com/gifs/U6WxwPyG43QGs |
| /u/Impossible_Ad1269 https://preview.redd.it/if9r0wpekx6h1.jpeg?width=320&for mat=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cb1417663bf3e5b41c8faad559463af37b 919e4 |
| /u/sovereignsekte No, Jim was the owner of that cock ring OP found. |
| /u/Mobile_Performer7440 It can't be, it fits perfectly on their finger looks a bit snug even. |
| /u/dirtydandoogan1 No one said it was Big Jim. Had to be Little Jim. |
| /u/No-Establishment-675 Slim Jim was right there! |
| /u/rebuil My gym has a small but dedicated and open secret swingers group. So yeah I could see this happening. |
| /u/No_Internal9345 Ugh, those disgusting swinger gyms! I mean, there's so many of them though! Which one? |
| /u/Training-Lettuce6507 My first instinct was exactly what everyone else posted. Then I remembered it also looks like these things for physical therapy for hands. Hold it between the thumb and all the fingers and gently squeeze. |
| /u/MeepleMaster This is my thought, if you search hand strengthening tools you get multiple hits for small kits that include something similar |
| /u/dirtydandoogan1 Funny, a lot of guys hold the other thing in their hand and squeeze too. |
| /u/Affectionate_Hornet7 High five! Oops not that hand. |
| /u/putrio No....it is this exact thing. https://a.co/d/02JIlgfd |
| /u/Direct_Turn_1484 Or, and this is just my opinion, don't touch weird things you find on the ground at all. |
| /u/Franklin_le_Tanklin https://giphy.com/gifs/CaJT0zEGWHDoc |
| /u/scorpyo72 https://giphy.com/gifs/7OFy4J88za6DdPNjkO |
| /u/Lord_Mikal Now where did I leave my rooster bell? |
| /u/hsudude22 Drawer of the night stand |
| /u/mai_tai87 Actually... It's a device for... https://preview.redd.it/0hfoscprlx6h1.jpeg?width=500&fo rmat=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e474a1f81b03f7b346cd5fa409f3eb6c1 4415cd |
| /u/mermaidemily_h2o You're going to regret touching that. |
| /u/Specialist_Call_9580 That hand is never going to be clean again, just chop it off |
| /u/MothishBehavior Cock ring always a cock ring |
| /u/moxtrax This is indeed troubling news |
| /u/AndyGoodKush If it taste like cock then you'll know for sure |
| /u/MothishBehavior What if everything taste like cock anymore?; |
| /u/No_Book1218 https://preview.redd.it/e51zuvrsbx6h1.jpeg?width=1080&fo rmat=pjpg&auto=webp&s=761a83aef051341bf0025bf7fdb28cc143 372793 |
| /u/CogentMoment Completely average sized |
| /u/jussuumguy In my defense those things are pretty stretchy! |