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You should see the inside of an Amazon Warehouse. This
is how every laptop is held. |
/u/SeeYouInTrees The open hands palms facing inside cuz inside is dead |
/u/ElbowRager Literally walking while in rigor mortis |
/u/thinprivileged I thought of this video immediately after I typed it |
/u/builder397 Is the laptop company property?
If so I wouldnt give half a fuck either. |
/u/DevForFun150 Probably keeping it from locking so you don't have to
log back in / wake it up when you get where you're going |
/u/Green__lightning It used to be because they took forever to boot, then it
was because of big slow downloads, now it's because
you're waiting on the AI. |
/u/PerforatedPie Nah sometimes industrial software (read: poorly tested
overpriced crap) doesn't like being put to sleep.
Also Microsoft are dicks for making laptops sleep by
default when you close the lid. Much better to just have
it turn the screen off (massive power savings) but keep
working in the background, at least until a regular
sleep timeout hits. |
/u/UpperAd5715 Isnt this a pretty easy thing to fix? you can search for
options with "lid" and it should give you options for
what it does when the lid closes, which you can set to
"none". Other options are off (we did this for grandpa)
and sleep.
I don't think this is locked behind admin privileges
though i guess an amazon might lock it somehow.. |
/u/Feletroica When gou are under a medium/big company, almost every
configuration cannot be changed without admin
privileges. It's a pain in the ass to get IT to change
anything |
/u/ElbowRager Yeah. The corpo boys (n girls) get MacBooks, but us
lowly warehouse folks get old ass HP's and ThinkPads. |
/u/ElbowRager Honestly, wouldn't be surprised. You'd think a trillion
dollar tech company would have better...tech. |
/u/Violoner Sorry, Bezos needs the money to build a 10,000 year
clock inside of a mountain |
/u/Suicideduck710 No kidding lmao fuck |
/u/Major-Unicorn-Proto bezo and the other tech goons are all building bunkers
in new zealand |
/u/SilentPhilosophy3307 Jeff Bezos is complete trash, but I do really like the
10,000 year clock inside of a mountain idea. |
/u/Kelvinek Better odds of breaking fragile macbook, than sturdy
thinkpad in the warehouse, warehouse people also gotta
be productive |
/u/SpoonEngineT66Turbo Idk what these people are smoking. I have never seen
someone in any "field" position using a macbook for
work. The fancy stuff is all Thinkpads, Toughbooks, or
Latitudes, and the rest is just usually a cheap surface
pro or pretty much any non-mac laptop.
I don't know why you would even have a Mac operating
system for a warehouse job. Anyone working in that
position is about 1000x more likely to be way more
familiar with windows. |
/u/Over-Meringue-5663 Thinkpads are good tho. But I'm guessing it's the dirt
cheap ones... |
/u/SmartOpinion69 dirty cheap thinkpads have a huge following in the
thinkpad community. some people still raving about how
their thinkpad x230 still holds up over the years |
/u/Grentain Holy shit they give the warehouse folks better computers
than the corpos?? |
/u/underdoge2286 What I would give to have a thinkpad again instead of a
dell. |
/u/RedWhiteAndJew Why would you need anything more? |
/u/GryphticonPrime Funny enough, the senior managers and product managers
at Amazon often had Windows laptops (HPs). It was
usually the engineers who went around with MacBook Pros. |
/u/TheYellowChicken Thinkpads are better anyways |
/u/the_orange_alligator Is this like how you can spot a chicfila employee by
having them do something and seeing if they say "my
pleasure" |
/u/weenis_machinist And you know you messed up when a worker at a Disney
resort tells you to "have a Disney day" |
/u/GTK_Aztech I wasn't going to be working at Chic Fila in the first
place, but I really ain't if they make you say "my
pleasure." "Thanks" and "no problem" are the best I can
do. |
/u/awkwardaustin609 Didn't see this comment until I just left mine talking
about amazon warehouse leads lmao |
/u/ElbowRager Not my drawing* it's by u/Hawthornehoots
Saw it a long time ago and saved it because it was so
accurate. |
/u/SignificantApricot69 I'm happy I wasn't the only one who scrolled across this
and immediately thought about the Amazon laptop hold |
/u/horenso05 They have a Claude Code session open and don't want to
close the lid. |
/u/gthing This. And also it seems like people don't realize you
can remote control a claude code session on your phone
with /remote-control. |
/u/BergaDev Remote control still needs the laptop open though, why
so many are buying Mac Minis |
/u/husfyr You can get Amphetamine which keep the mac open even
though the lid is closed. |
/u/eightofdiamonds Took me a second to understand how amphetamine helps the
Macbook. |
/u/suentendo It helps with everything
https://giphy.com/gifs/kfoIY1mGkk9GXVWlUe |
/u/EsperaDeus https://giphy.com/gifs/ujTVMASREzuRbH6zy5 |
/u/Nervous_Pokke Lol me too.. like okie if you say so |
/u/movzx macOS has this feature built in. You just have to open
the terminal and run caffeinate |
/u/blue-coin sudo pmset -a disablesleep 1 |
/u/anothergaijin I love Mac app names |
/u/suentendo And the reason for its name is logical: the first app of
that type was appropriately named Caffeine. Which
started lagging behind. So how you name a supercharged
Caffeine app? Well of course. |
/u/PanGoliath Next step Meth, then Bath Salt |
/u/UnrelentingStupidity Amph is ultimately not advisable because MacBooks are
designed to dissipate heat opened. At least, don't do it
when it's in a backpack sleeve or left in a hot car. |
/u/SpicyElixer Worst case it will throttle or shutdown. Especially with
an m-series chip. |
/u/00wolfer00 Can't you just change the settings so that closing the
lid doesn't change it to sleep mode? |
/u/heaving_in_my_vines Oh, what wonders this guy who doesn't even know basic
computer settings must be cooking up with Claude. |
/u/gthing But most importantly, you don't need to have your laptop
with you. |
/u/AJohnnyTruant Remote control still needs the host process on your
computer to run |
/u/GreekGott It's terrible, it loses sync all the time. It also
"freezes"; you send commands and it doesn't reflect on
your terminal. I switched to tmux + tailgate. The whole
thing feels like an after thought. |
/u/BodybuilderMany6942 Surely you could just go on the PC settings and make it
so closing the lid doesnt put it to sleep or whatever? |
/u/CanadianTrashInspect Tell me you've never had a corporate laptop without
telling me you've never had a corporate laptop. |
/u/yanmax I heard that joke before, but I always wonder why they
just don't change the "Power Options" so that when the
lid closes it doesn't do anything. That's been the first
thing I change in a new computer since my first laptop. |
/u/EnzoDeg40 This option only works if the Mac is powered on. If it's
not connected to an external battery or a power outlet,
it will go to sleep. |
/u/TheStorMan Seems like terrible design |
/u/lynivvinyl Isn't that a Macintosh point of pride? Like the
underside mouse charging port. |
/u/lyth Haha! Isn't "that seems like terrible design" one of
their taglines?
I think it was they used after "think different" and
before "1000 songs in your pocket" |
/u/Obvious_Advice_6879 Why do you think that? For most users, and even
engineers pre AI, you'd just end up draining the battery
all the time for no reason. Makes a lot more sense to
have it default to sleeping for most users and use
cases.
Also, separately, Macs actually rely on airflow via the
keyboard for cooling, so it would get pretty hot if it
was doing anything intensive while the lid is shut. |
/u/Apart-Feature6395 What's wrong with having a choice? |
/u/TheHowlingHashira This is the shit I'll never understand about Apple
fanboys. Y'all act like having fewer choices is some
kind of premium feature. I just can't imagine spending a
grand on a product and then proudly defending the fact
that I can't use it however I want. |
/u/HelloYesThisIsFemale Because there's a valid usecase and it could just be
opt-in |
/u/shinjidrivekari Because choice... if a user wants their laptop to not go
to sleep then it shouldn't |
/u/Ok-Painter573 You can overwrite that with sudo in terminal |
/u/EnzoDeg40 Do you really think vibecodders know about sudo? |
/u/genuine_sandwich This. Amphetamine is a MacOS plugin that prevents your
computer from using sleep mode or logging out when you
close the lid. I use it for this reason. |
/u/willargue4karma Lmao is it the follow up to caffeine? Used to use that
back in the day |
/u/yawara25 Instructions unclear, I'm now addicted to meth |
/u/After-Trifle-1437 I'm gonna out myself as uneducated here, but what's
"Claude Code"? |
/u/Wild-Video-5317 It's like chatgpt, but for programming. |
/u/OpeningLeopard Can't let their agent go to sleep. |
/u/M23707 Yep, they are "working" ! 🙌 |
/u/metabyte9 the agent is probably dizzy as hell watching the floor
spin around from that chaotic grip. They are absolutely
fighting for their life in that webcam feed right now |
/u/just-bair You can literally setup your laptop to not go to sleep
when closing the lid I'm sure their agents would know
how XD |
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/u/AkronOhAnon And that is why invaluable tools like this exist
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/u/AkronOhAnon PLA, probably. Though it does say to use PETG. |
/u/ifeelkindaYeeee All y'all in here and not one "Hand of Claude?"
Terrible. Everyone take a lap. |
/u/wordpredict What kills me about this is that whoever setup this
server doesn't realize you can put the laptop in
clamshell mode. It baffles me when technical people like
engineers have no idea how to use a computer. |
/u/TheThiefMaster Yeah just set "action when lid is closed" from "sleep"
to "do nothing". Done.
It's been an option as long as laptops have had closure
sensors. |
/u/-Xi_Jinping- It's different on a Mac, but yeah. |
/u/Fluid_Advice684 It's even easier to set it that way on Mac |
/u/OnceMoreAndAgain How could it possibly be easier than changing a dropdown
from "sleep" to "do nothing" lol. Does the Mac read your
mind? |
/u/hellomistershifty dude so easy on a mac it's just ctrl+option+cmd+P then a
four finger downward swipe then enter your root password
then click the lock that says 'are you absolutely sure
you want to change a thing" then enter your root
password again. so obvious idk how everyone doesn't know
that |
/u/Immediate-Tutor8672 It's not. Nothing is easier on a mac, unless you
download an app for every pesky fucking simple
functionality. Ask apple users how to do something
simple that you can on other OSs, and 90% of the time
their answer's going to be "there's an app you can
download". |
/u/PM-Mormon-Underwear I have a Mac for work that's hella locked down and this
pains me so much. They don't even have a volume mixer by
default. |
/u/TheHowlingHashira For real, I've been forced to use a Mac at my new job
and it's so ass. Why is everything some long convoluted
keyboard shortcut. Just let me right click and bring up
an option menu. Why can't I delete shit by hitting the
delete key? |
/u/starari It's easy when you're used to macos and already know
where it is, it's annoying when you're used to windows.
I use both and it's not "easier". I tried and after
checking "displays" "battery" "general" "desktop &
screen saver" "security & privacy" I gave up. |
/u/JD0x0 *Presses Windows button*
*Types "power settings" and presses enter*
*Clicks 'best match'*
Oh, look I'm where I need to be. |
/u/NefariousnessFar1247 Somehow Xi Jinping commenting on a thread started by Qin
Shi Huang is quite funny to me. |
/u/TheeseDragonFruit For some reason (possibly unfounded) I don't want the
screen to sit on a hot surface for days. So, I prefer
not to close it either. |
/u/passionfruit2378 I was just going to say this lol. |
/u/ChengliChengbao the unibody aluminum macbook pro lineup exausted hot air
upwards, from the gap between the screen hinge
closing the lid blocks the exaust and overheats the
device
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/u/ActualWhiterabbit operating while closed doesn't seem to be a primary use
case for a laptop |
/u/Agitated-Acctant Wtf do I need my laptop open once it's docked, allowing
me to use multiple monitors and an actual keyboard?
Still a stupid fucking design |
/u/Deep90 Apple has had a long history of overheating/thermal
issue related lawsuits. |
/u/Vegetable_Bank4981 I'm a solid engineer and a somewhat below average
computer user. They're correlated skills only. Being a
dumbass actually makes me better at testing though, I
catch a lot of stuff the other devs missed because their
power user workflows sidestepped the issue. My stupid
ass using three versions out of date safari with no ad
blocker gets it all. |
/u/Siks7Ate9 I had a laptop that wouldn't enter sleep mode(weirdest
thing was that it was sometimes lol), it would
eventually get quite warm when the lid was closed
without me realising it.
Its also probably just way easier to keep it open and
make people aware to not touch or move it and pull out
cables. |
/u/w0rlds They know, and it is probably set to do nothing when the
lid closes. Closing the lid reduces cooling capacity. |
/u/smthomaspatel I would think anybody who knows how to run a server
knows how to keep their laptop from going to sleep when
you close it. Silly me. |
/u/Haggisboy Next time Reddit goes down, it's because someone closed
the lid. |
/u/jebarson_j Imagine running a server without knowing that you can
configure to not sleep or shut down the machine even
when the lid is closed. |
/u/Siks7Ate9 They are walking outside though, pretty sure for a
server you would want stable Internet connection. |
/u/Wobbly5ausage I do the same thing sometimes but not when walking
outside lol only inside when I need to move from one
room to another |
/u/PassivelyAwkward Same. I use a 16" laptop and before I started WFH, this
is how I'd carry around my laptop the office. Now I
still do this at home.
I'd be worried if he was holding it from the monitor
half but the keyboard half? Eh? I've never dropped my
phone or any electronic device in over two decades. |
/u/IncurableAdventurer Same. Not often, but when I do I get a sense of guilt
because I shouldn't be doing it haha |
/u/Dangerous-Elk-6362 Slouching from the couch to bed. |
/u/WinterSector8317 "I was just using it normally and it broke in half!" |
/u/AndreTheShadow I fix chromebooks in a middle school and I've heard this
so many times. |